Humor
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?' 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?' He yelled back, ' GO SEAHAWKS! ' And they say blondes are dumb....??? Someone gave a blonde a magic mirror and told her that if anyone walked up to it and told a lie it would suck them in. So one day the blonde was telling her co-workers about the mirror. A brunette co-worker walked up to the mirror and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The next day a redhead heard about the mirror, so she walked up to it and said 'I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world' and it sucked her in. The blonde stood wondering about all of this...then she walked up to the mirror and said 'I think...' and it sucked her in. MONDAY: It...